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Okay, my mind is a very special place.

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Ginny--offering her self as a pressie to Harry. Bella wants some of Voldie's Magicstick. Ehehe, I know how lame I am. Neville is ballin' with the Sorting Hat of Deus Ex Machina. Yesh! Hermione wants to know if (Nympho...) Tonks was knocked up by her (dead cousin's werewolf boyfriend) 'husband.' Hermione also has to do the laundry when camping.

Sirius wants to know why the "mysterious veil" just kills him, dead, nothing cool. No AUs or magic, just dead. Teddy 'Werebear' Lupin finds out Dada is gay-gay. Sirius and Remus (*sigh*) finally get to be together in the afterlife. All Sirius has thought about is crazy gay sex. Lupin is not amused. Percy Weasley comes back home...to Oliver Wood. Voldie is confused by the fact that he died in such a lame way.

Harry thought Draco knew how to ride Bitch on a Broom that looks like a paintbrush.

Ron and Hermione wanna make babies in the middle of the war.

Dobby is back! Ahaha.

And finally, Harry is going to name all his kids after dead loved ones (and Sevie poo because Sevie wanted to bang his mama really badly).

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Regulus Black should have had a better death, so Voldie knew there was dissent in the ranks. Harry should have AK-ed Voldie's arse. Really, he should have the balls to use a killing curse. Come on Harry, why are you in Gryffindor?? Molly effing Weasley can use a killing curse but not the sweet, saint Boy-Who-Lived? Pshhh.

It would have been kinda funny if Ron got to use the Deathly Hallows because I totally see him not being a pussy Potter and actually wanted to test the unknow magic. Death says Shit.

Sirius and Remus become little Teddy 'Werebear' Remus Lupin's daddies! Yay! I totally less-than-three this idea...

Hermione should have been the proof reader--she would have torn out the sapilogue. We all would have been saved that horror. Neville actually gets some loving! From Luna! Yay, cute! Luna is so crazy, I heart her and Ballin' Neville.

Snape ties Nagini in a knot. Snape has had it with these motha fuckin' snakes in this motha fuckin' book!

Hermione and Draco totally get it on while ickle Won-won cries his eyes out. Draco and Hermione have babies and never, ever name one Hugo. Don't worry Won-won you'll rule the wizarding world soon enough. Ginny becomes friends with Lindsay Lohan and eventually dies of the clap at 18. Harry is sad for a while but eventually gets over it and marries the Playwitch of the year 2007.

Finally, my favorite: SIRIUS BRINGS SEXYBACK! Harry turns the Rez Stone thrice and brings Sirius back from behind the veil. Okay this makes sense (in my mind) because in the story of the three brothers the one who wanted to bring back his dead gf the problem was that she was 'as if behind a veil' (why did JK taunt me with this interesting use of VEIL when it didn't help brin sexysiriusback?). Thus, if Sirius is not really 'dead' and just fallen behind the veil it makes sense that if Harry used the Rez Stone the veil would be lifted...kinda makes sense...oh, whatever. Sirius is back and saves Lupin from Dolovho or whatever the DE name is that Remus was dueling with. Tonks, sadly, could not be saved.